Trousers on Burn!

Convolutes (alike us) by complete the city cast trou and drew their gravitas for the world to ascertain on Sunday — just them comprised Brooklyn that, not amazingly, appeared the livest without trousers on.
100s in green gradient and Williamsburg brought together the citywide tenth annual No trousers metro Ride to Union Square on the L coach. It might bear comprised below-freezing alfresco, just matters comprised just loosening up when the hippies converged at Maria Hernandez Park at Irving boulevard and Starr Street at 2 pm.
“The world will not comprise set up for my underclothes, just I’m gonna apply it to them anyhow,” told Bushwick occupier Shea Glaser. “I made a point that some ah panties and my lip rouge comprised blood-red, so they agreed.”
Glaser’s remark was after affirmed by our investigatory squad.
Along the train, Glaser and 100s of other people accepted strap hangers drooling, bucking exposures, and frowning in disgust — altogether while the pant-more broken their cheeks straight and their nuzzles deeply in the foliates of anew copy of The Brooklyn report.
Afterward a hour or two by chicanes, they came upon Union Square. Simply the party hadn’t began till hundreds of Brooklynites glutted the place.